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Q - Calm? Yes if Guinness is nearby. But if you are calm how do you whip your developers into shape?
I'm known as the (very loud) Laughing DBA. I just woke everyone up.
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From: Brian_McQuillan_at_gelco.com [mailto:Brian_McQuillan_at_gelco.com]
Sent: Thursday, January 18, 2001 3:11 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: Re: PL/SQL coding style
Rachel wrote
>Brian -- you wanna get angry here? :)
me ? angry ? no ... that's just my frustration showing through,
normally I'm a model of calmness and composure just ask any of the other
dba's
I've worked with.
right Lisa and Cherie ?
Brian
(in Zen meditation pose)
:-)
"Rachel Carmichael" <carmichr_at_hotmail.com> on 01/18/2001 02:29:10 PM
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>The use of the goto's alone justifies hitting him over the head repeatedly
>with
>some nice book like Oracle 8i PL/SQL programming
Brian -- you wanna get angry here? :)
>so.... that being the case why is he the Senior Developer ?
>
>Brian.
>
longevity? knowing where the bodies are buried? sexually explicit pictures of the CTO with the CEO's wife?
Rachel (being silly -- my assistant DBA has been out sick all week and I need to make jokes or go postal!)
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I = just woke everyone up.</FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>-----Original Message-----</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>From: Brian_McQuillan_at_gelco.com [<A = HREF=3D"mailto:Brian_McQuillan_at_gelco.com">mailto:Brian_McQuillan_at_gelco.c= om</A>]</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>Sent: Thursday, January 18, 2001 3:11 PM</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>Subject: Re: PL/SQL coding style</FONT> </P> <BR> <BR> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>Rachel wrote</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>>Brian -- you wanna get angry here? = :)</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>me ? angry ? no ... that's just my frustration = showing through,</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>normally I'm a model of calmness and composure just = ask any of the other dba's</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>I've worked with.</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>right Lisa and Cherie ?</FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>Brian</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>(in Zen meditation pose)</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>:-)</FONT> </P> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>"Rachel Carmichael" = <carmichr_at_hotmail.com> on 01/18/2001 02:29:10 PM</FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>Please respond to ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com</FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L = <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com></FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>cc: (bcc: Brian = McQuillan/GELCO)</FONT> </P> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>>The use of the goto's alone justifies hitting him = over the head repeatedly</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>>with</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>>some nice book like Oracle 8i PL/SQL = programming</FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>Brian -- you wanna get angry here? :)</FONT> </P> <BR> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>>so.... that being the case why is he the Senior = Developer ?</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>></FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>>Brian.</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>></FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>longevity? knowing where the bodies are buried? = sexually explicit pictures</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>of the CTO with the CEO's wife?</FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>Rachel (being silly -- my assistant DBA has been out = sick all week and I</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>need to make jokes or go postal!)</FONT> </P> <P><FONT = SIZE=3D2>_______________________________________________________________= __</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at <A = HREF=3D"http://explorer.msn.com" = TARGET=3D"_blank">http://explorer.msn.com</A></FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>--</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: <A = HREF=3D"http://www.orafaq.com" = TARGET=3D"_blank">http://www.orafaq.com</A></FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>--</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>Author: Rachel Carmichael</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2> INET: carmichr_at_hotmail.com</FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE=3D2>Fat City Network Services -- (858) = 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>San Diego, = California -- Public Internet = access / Mailing Lists</FONT> <BR><FONT = SIZE=3D2>---------------------------------------------------------------= -----</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an = E-Mail message</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>to: ListGuru_at_fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of = 'ListGuru') and in</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB = ORACLE-L</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed = from). 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