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Home -> Community -> Mailing Lists -> Oracle-L -> RE: How much beer should a DBA consume? (Lots)
A fairly recent medical journal article suggested consuming an alcoholic
beverage 20 minutes before the start of a heart attack can mitigate the
attack or prevent it entirely. Knowing the amount of stress this job
entails, and not knowing when a possible heart attack will occur, it seems
we should all be drinking beers or tequila every 20 minutes prophylaticly.
:)
Happy Holidays ..... I am outa here.
Ian MacGregor
Stanford Linear Accelerator Center
ian_at_slac.stanford.edu
-----Original Message-----
From: Jeffery Stevenson [mailto:jeff_at_mpv.com]
Sent: Friday, December 22, 2000 10:46 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: RE: How much beer should a DBA consume? (Lots)
This is Texas...we can stock up on really good tequila by the gallon. :)
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Friday, December 22, 2000 11:51 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Don't forget the lime and the salt. But by the time I responded to this, it is probably gone, already.
Daniel Curry
Tsola, Inc.
daniel.curry_at_tsola.com
650.486.2624
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Friday, December 22, 2000 8:56 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: RE: How much beer should a DBA consume? (Lots)
Man, I would just get a shot glass and finish of the tequila. Crisis solved.
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, December 21, 2000 2:07 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Minute Maid lime-aid...
hth!
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, December 21, 2000 3:49 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Happy holidays Walt...and while your drinking away there, I have to deal with a major crisis here. Big bottle o' tequila and a big bottle of triple sec, but we ran out of mix...
Jeffery Stevenson
Chief Databeast Tamer
Medical Present Value, Inc.
Austin, TX
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, December 21, 2000 1:58 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Speaking of beer...
It's spool-down time here; management just brought in beer and pizza, so I'm currently sipping on a cold one whilst staring at my monitor pretending to get work done. I'm not sure I want to touch any of my production db's in my current state of mind.
I'll be taking next week off, spending the time flying and skiing and not thinking a whole lot about databases.
SO, y'all have a pleasant holiday, keep it civil while I'm gone, and I'll see everyone next year (in a Gregorian sense, of course).
--Walt Weaver
Bozeman, Montana, USA
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