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D-DUBYA-I ????
-----Original Message-----
From: lerobe - Lee Robertson [mailto:LEROBE_at_acxiom.co.uk]
Sent: Friday, November 03, 2000 11:42 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: RE: Friday-OFF TOPIC:Joke for the day...
If it had been a republican balloonist, the only reason he would have been lost would be because of the amount of alcohol he had to drink.
Stands back with flame retardant pants on.
-----Original Message-----
Sent: 03 November 2000 15:12
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Hopefully-this won't create any hard feelings for those who are more politically inclined than others.. It offers a good laugh at the expense of politics..
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and
spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can
you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be a republican engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, your presentation is direct, to the point with no fluff , but I
have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still
lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be a Democrat manager."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me
to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you
were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>D-DUBYA-I ????</FONT> </P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>-----Original Message-----</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>From: lerobe - Lee Robertson [<A HREF="mailto:LEROBE_at_acxiom.co.uk">mailto:LEROBE_at_acxiom.co.uk</A>]</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>Sent: Friday, November 03, 2000 11:42 AM</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>Subject: RE: Friday-OFF TOPIC:Joke for the day...</FONT> </P> <BR> <P><FONT SIZE=2>If it had been a republican balloonist, the only reason he would have been</FONT><BR><FONT SIZE=2>lost would be because of the amount of alcohol he had to drink.</FONT> </P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Stands back with flame retardant pants on.</FONT> </P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>-----Original Message-----</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>Sent: 03 November 2000 15:12</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L</FONT> </P> <BR> <P><FONT SIZE=2>Hopefully-this won't create any hard feelings for those who are more</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>politically inclined than others.. It offers a good laugh at the expense of</FONT><BR><FONT SIZE=2>politics..</FONT>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>know where I am." </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2> "You must be a republican engineer," said the balloonist. </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?" </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>correct, your presentation is direct, to the point with no fluff , but I</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2> The woman below responded, "You must be a Democrat manager."</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2> "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2> "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault." </FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE=2>-- </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>-- </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>Author: Loughmiller, Greg</FONT><BR><FONT SIZE=2> INET: greg.loughmiller_at_glenayre.com</FONT> </P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>--------------------------------------------------------------------</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>to: ListGuru_at_fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).</FONT> </P> <BR> <P><FONT SIZE=2>The information contained in this communication is</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>confidential, is intended only for the use of the recipient</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>named above, and may be legally privileged. If the reader </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>of this message is not the intended recipient, you are</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>If you have received this communication in error, please </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>re-send this communication to the sender and delete the </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>original message or any copy of it from your computer</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>system.</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>-- </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>-- </FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>Author: lerobe - Lee Robertson</FONT><BR><FONT SIZE=2> INET: LEROBE_at_acxiom.co.uk</FONT> </P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>--------------------------------------------------------------------</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>to: ListGuru_at_fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=2>(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may</FONT>Received on Fri Nov 03 2000 - 11:35:29 CST
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