RE: AUD$ stuff

Go find the small crazed monkey's father - usually a rather Large Demented Ape (LDAP) - to drag him off by the short and curlies, be sure to watch out for his wife, because they usually like to recover their small monkeys in as fast a possible time with little damage done to their memory structure (if you've had him a couple of years I can imagine that the countless hours of brain bashing could be quite damaging), and they can get quite nasty in doing so!

If all else fails, then a short sharp shot to the head should suffice - maybe a bit drastic but hey.. ever tasted monkey brains? Tastes like chicken!! :)

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From: root_at_fatcity.com [mailto:root_at_fatcity.com]On Behalf Of Loughmiller, Greg
Sent: 17 October 2000 02:15
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but how does one get rid of the small, crazed monkey??

It's been on my back for a couple of years now

greg

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It never ceases to amaze how many DBAs started their career exactly the same way!

On 16 Oct 2000, at 15:15, Mohan, Ross wrote:

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> I vanished, and turned up three weeks later in Djibouti with a
> small, crazed monkey, working as an organ grinder.
...

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