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Thank you for my giggle of the day!
>From: Paul Drake <paled_at_home.com>
>Reply-To: ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
>Subject: feeling creative? sqlerr haikus
>Date: Wed, 27 Sep 2000 23:50:24 -0800
>
>I'm sure that its been done before, but I was thinking about humoring our
>testing environment with sql error haikus.
>trying to make QA/Testing that much more fun ... just a start.
>now I think that it was more to humor me.
>
>Paul
>
>
>SQL> desc sqlerr_haiku;
> Name Null? Type
> ------------------------------- -------- ----
> HAIKU_ID NOT NULL NUMBER(38)
> SQLCODE VARCHAR2(6)
> SQLERRM VARCHAR2(255)
> CREATOR_ID NUMBER(38)
> HAIKU1 VARCHAR2(255)
> HAIKU2 VARCHAR2(255)
> HAIKU3 VARCHAR2(255)
> CREATE_DATE DATE
>
>
>ORA-00000: normal successful completion
>can you believe it?
>nettest has been successful
>this mac really works
>
>
>ORA-00001: invalid cursor
>query requested
>oracle on hold too long
>up connect timeout
>
>
>ORA-00904: invalid column name
>the column you seek
>in this schema exists not
>library too new
>
>
>ORA-01034 Oracle not available.
>
>the database is
>within itself currently
>a patch, cold back up?
>
>
>ORA-01403: no data found
>
>cursor still wanting
>more error handling needed
>rows left to fetch none
>
>
>
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