Re: RE: A tiny bit of humor

From: Nechama Glasrot <Nglasrot_at_co.palm-beach.fl.us>
Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2000 08:49:01 -0400
Message-Id: <10617.116716@fatcity.com>

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>>> Jared Still <jkstill_at_bcbso.com> 09/11 11:41 AM >>>

I'm McTired of the whole McMess.

McCertification is a McPersonal choice for everyone to McMake. =20

McManagers sometimes make misguide McHiring decisions based=20 on the McPaper the the McInduhvidual supplies them.

Whether one is McCertified or not has little McBearing at how good you are at McScrewing up the McDatabase.

Jared

;)

On Fri, 8 Sep 2000, Eric D. Pierce wrote:

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> Or at least try find out what the certified McDBAs prefer when=20
> making the excrutiating decision between the McNugget sauces:

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> Bar-B-Q
> Honey-Mustard
> Ranch
> ...
> (forgot the rest, sorry, maybe someone else knows them all, it must=20
> have been on the McCertification exams)

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> > Get a life!

> >=20

> > -----Original Message-----

> > Sent: September 08, 2000 1:16 AM

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> > to carry from a very long day into what is going to be a very long =
night:=20
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> > Just read over a candidate's resume. It states: =20
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> > "Currently pursuing the Microsoft Data Base Administrator Certification=

> > (MCDBA). "=20
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> > McDBA? That's a really good one!!! =20

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> Author: Eric D. Pierce
> INET: PierceED_at_csus.edu=20

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Jared Still
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