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E-Gads!! Is there a cure or is it terminal??
If there's a cure send it as I'm badly infected. If not an HP900/42 terminal will work nicely.
____________________Reply Separator____________________Subject: FW: Virus Alert
this joke really hits the spot today!
TGIF!!!!
> > There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive
> > any sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed
> > to you by a colleague, do not open it. Those who have opened WORK
> > have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases
> > to function properly.
> >
> > If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are faced with any WORK at
> > all, purge the virus by sending an e-mail to your boss with the
> > words 'This is too much for me, I'm going out for a soda. This better
> > not be here when I get back.'
> >
> > Your brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive
> > WORK in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the
> > WORK to your trash can.
> >
> > Send this message to all your friends in your address book. If you do
> > not have anyone in your address book, then the WORK virus has already
> > corrupted your life!
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