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One of the most important things to monitor is the
quantity and quality of the beer in the fridge.
DBA's have been known to make heavy use of this tool to make it through the a weekend of oncall activity.
Pseudo code: ( recode in your favorite language )
loop
goto fridge
open door
if ! fridge_full_of_beer goto store buy more beer fill fridge else remove beer drink beer end if
goto top of loop
This can be run as a background task, providing you have a notebook computer with a wireless LAN connection and some of the less important tools in the standard DBA collection.
Among the *important* tools in the collection:
Red Hook
Deschutes Brewery
McMenamin's
Filson (sp? )
Dos Equis
Tres Equis ( this will stimulate you during a late night session )
Bridgeport Brewery
Guinness
...
There are other inconsequential tools in the DBA's toolbox that we need not bother with here.
Jared
On Mon, 26 Jun 2000 mleith_at_bradmark.co.uk wrote:
> Guys,
>
> I know this has been covered before, but I cleared out my archive, and now have no listing of it. I would be interested in getting your feedback as to the tasks a DBA should have to perform on a daily/weekly/monthly basis. Things that should be monitore
d in background, or checked hourly etc. etc.
>
> Do any of you have schedules that you follow daily? It is a bit of a wide and varied question I know, and a lot of you do have varied task to perform depending on your roles. The aspect I am looking in from is on a Production DBA side.
>
> Any insight is greatly appreciated. I will put together a list of things you guys feel should be monitored/managed and post it back to the list/web.
>
> Thanks in Advance
>
> Mark
>
>
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Jared Still
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Received on Mon Jun 26 2000 - 19:18:32 CDT