Message-Id: <10534.109816@fatcity.com> From: Philip West Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 09:30:08 +0100 Subject: RE: VIRUS ALERT! This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand this format, some or all of this message may not be legible. ------_=_NextPart_001_01BFDA95.0ABB390C Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Be careful David, Blondes are well know for having no sense of humour. And people with green eyes have smelly feet. Yours Phil West - platinum blonde (o.k. o.k. it's grey!) Unix Sys Admin and Oracle Financials DBA Services [ all opinions, unless otherwise stated, are personal and subject to change without reason or warning ! ] -----Original Message----- From: Shockey, David [mailto:DShockey@jwrinc.com] Sent: Monday, June 19, 2000 11:51 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: VIRUS ALERT! VIRUS ALERT! Watch out for this one. If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer.(For God's sake men are you listening?!?!) It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.** In case you are a blonde, this is a joke. ******************************************************************************* The information in this Internet e-mail is confidential and may be legally privileged. It is intended solely for the addressee. Access to this Internet e-mail by anyone else is unauthorised and any disclosure, copying, distribution or any action taken or omitted to be taken in reliance on it, is prohibited and may be unlawful. When addressed to our clients any opinions or advice contained in this Internet e-mail are subject to the terms and conditions expressed in any applicable documentation or market practices governing the relationship between Garban Intercapital plc and its clients. Any views expressed in this message are those of the individual sender except where they are stated to be the views of Garban Intercapital plc. ******************************************************************************* ------_=_NextPart_001_01BFDA95.0ABB390C Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" VIRUS ALERT!
Be careful David, Blondes are well know for having no sense of humour.  And people with green eyes have smelly feet.
 
Yours

Phil West - platinum blonde (o.k. o.k. it's grey!)
Unix Sys Admin and Oracle Financials DBA Services

[  all opinions, unless otherwise stated, are personal
and subject to change without reason or  warning !  ]

-----Original Message-----
From: Shockey, David [mailto:DShockey@jwrinc.com]
Sent: Monday, June 19, 2000 11:51 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: VIRUS ALERT!

VIRUS ALERT!

Watch out for this one.

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

It will drink all your beer.(For God's sake men are you listening?!?!)

It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**

In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.



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