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On 14 Oct 2004, stephen.howard_at_us.pwcglobal.com wrote:
> Hi,
>
> My Oracle database won't start. How can I fix it?
>
> Sorry, this just cracked me up, and I figured I would provide
> oxygen for the constantly smoldering flames.
>
> It did cause me to think, though, I know there are several
> regular posters here who have seen some questions they would
> consider to be beyond ridiculous, so I thought I would put it
> out there...
>
> What is the laziest, least informative question you have ever
> seen?
Any post that has the subject "HELP!!!"
-- Galen BoyerReceived on Thu Oct 14 2004 - 11:53:21 CDT