Re: What do you do with an ENORMOUS primary key?

From: Norman Dunbar <Norman.Dunbar_at_lfs.co.uk>
Date: Fri, 21 Jun 2002 16:43:27 +0100
Message-ID: <E2F6A70FE45242488C865C3BC1245DA702436088@lnewton.leeds.lfs.co.uk>

Afternoon Charlie,

call this winter ?

Pah, it's a bleeding spring day to us (proper) Northern Lads. In fact, get a load of this that someone sent me this very morning - explains it all :o)

40 degress - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degreees - Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming.

Zero degrees - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Scotland have the last barbecue before it gets cold.

10 degrees below zero - People in Miami cease to exist. People in Scotland lick flagpoles (<----- eh???????)

20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

100 degrees below zero - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps.

173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.

297 degrees below zero - Microbial life starts to disappear. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

50000 degrees below zero - Hell freezes over. SCOTTISH PEOPLE SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP!!!! Regards,
Norman (in Darkest Leeds at t'moment)

Norman Dunbar
Database/Unix administrator
Lynx Financial Systems Ltd.
mailto:Norman.Dunbar_at_LFS.co.uk

Tel: 0113 289 6265
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-----Original Message-----
From: Charlie3101_at_hotmail.com (Charlie Edwards) [mailto:Charlie3101_at_hotmail.com]
Posted At: Friday, June 21, 2002 2:17 PM Posted To: server
Conversation: What do you do with an ENORMOUS primary key? Subject: Re: What do you do with an ENORMOUS primary key?

>> In darkest Yorkshire, it's deepest winter ALL the time ;-)

CE Received on Fri Jun 21 2002 - 10:43:27 CDT