'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the datacenter,
Not a virus was stirring,
Not even a worm.

. . .

And if this Saint Nicolas dude
Tries to break in our cage,
He will be summarily cuffed
And we'll get in a rage.

. . .

So stay away,
Leave us alone.
No contact by email,
Not even by phone.

. . .

Hackers beware,
We don't wanna fight.
Others take care,
And to all a good night.

Security.

(Need more lines. What rhymes with datacenter?)

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