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HTH
If someone ever says "You don't know Jack Shit", here is the perfect response. Who is Jack Schitt?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can
intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the
deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Bull
Schitt and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school drop out.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced
a son of
nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children... Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt... were inseparable throughout childhood and
subsequently married the Happens
Brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were
Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct
them.
Family History recorded by Crock O. Schitt
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 2:19 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
I thought that was Jack. Maybe you don't know Jack.
Ruth
----- Original Message -----
To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 1:44 PM
> For those not familiar with American Slang, saying "You don't know dick."
> means "You don't know anything."
>
> It was a pun I just could not resist...
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 11:06 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> The first time I read this it did not make sense, but now the light bulb
has
> finally come on. I'll just add these folks to the s&%$list.
>
> Dick Goulet
>
> ____________________Reply Separator____________________
> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> Tim,
> I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is
> meaningless...cause
> they appear not to know Dick!
> I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us'
> on
> each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> Um... This looks like a sales critter post... So, let's test it... Tell
> me
> Paul... Exactly why is this tool so wonderful??? And, a simple cut and
> paste
> of marketing material won't do... What exactly does it do for you that is
> so
> wonderful??? How does it free up your time??? FYI, if you are a sales
> critter,
> you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what
> you're
> are talking about... We do have a couple sales critters around but they
> maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list... And
> whatever you do don't get get on Dick's bad side... Right Dick?
>
> :-)
>
> Tim
>
>
>
>
> <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
> <HTML><HEAD>
> <META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
>
>
> <META content="MSHTML 5.50.4134.600" name=GENERATOR></HEAD>
> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff leftMargin=70 topMargin=0 marginheight="0"
> marginwidth="70">
> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2>Here
> is a quote from my Damager when I send him the link to this marvelous
> product:</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>"
> </FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
> class=211281917-09012003>W</SPAN>here do I signup. At a buck and three
> quarters
> an hour I'll replace all of you slackards....."
> </FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2>And
> told him he will probably get what he paid for :) </FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003></SPAN><SPAN
> class=211281917-09012003><FONT
> face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>-
> Kirti</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma
> size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Fink, Dan
> [mailto:Dan.Fink_at_mdx.com]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30
> PM<BR><B>To:</B> Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L<BR><B>Subject:</B>
RE:
>
> test this email ad<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN
> class=409202822-08012003>Tim,</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN
> class=409202822-08012003> I think you are wasting your
> time. A
>
> threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know
> Dick!</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN
> class=409202822-08012003> I checked their website.
Instead
> of
> 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust
> them to
>
> monitor my database? </SPAN></FONT></DIV>
> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px">
> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma
> size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Johnston, Tim
> [mailto:TJohnston_at_quallaby.com]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, January 08,
> 2003
> 2:59 PM<BR><B>To:</B> Multiple recipients of list
> ORACLE-L<BR><B>Subject:</B>
> RE: test this email ad<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=469575821-08012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2>Um... This looks like a sales critter post... So,
let's
>
> test it... Tell me Paul... Exactly why is this tool so
> wonderful??? And, a simple cut and paste of marketing material
won't
>
> do... What exactly does it do for you that is so
> wonderful??? How does it free up your time??? FYI,
> if
> you are a sales critter, you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless
you
> have
>
> some idea of what you're are talking about... We do have a
> couple
> sales critters around but they maintain a fairly low profile and
actually
> contribute to the list... And whatever you do don't get get on
> Dick's
> bad side... Right Dick?</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=469575821-08012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=469575821-08012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2>:-)</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=469575821-08012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> <DIV><SPAN class=469575821-08012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2>Tim</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px">
> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma
> size=2></FONT> </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>
>
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