RE: Things to do when writing scripts in the Korn Shell

Get therapy

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Sent: 27 June 2002 17:38
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Just some humor to pass the day. Top things you can do while writing scripts in the Korn Shell:

• Listen to a Korn CD
• Eat some popKorn
• Munch on a roasted ear of Korn
• Rub the Korns on your feet
• Have a Cream Korn fight with your mate in the next cube.
• See how many Korn Chips you can burn in a glass ashtray before it expodes from the heat.

Ok, so I had two seconds to think of these things as I was listening the new Korn CD, writing a Korn Shell script.

--Michael

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