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(UPI) WASHINGTON, DC---- Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and
unsuspecting pub regulars to keep alert and stay cautious when offered a
drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market, called "beer", is
being used by females to target unsuspecting men.
The drug is generally found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to convince their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for 'no-strings-attached sex.' Men are rendered helpless against this approach: After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are stung for their life's savings in a familiar scam known as a "relationship."
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly-affected, like-minded guys. For the nearest such support group near you, just look up:
"Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.
Dick Goulet :)
____________________Reply Separator____________________ Author: Rachel Carmichael <wisernet100_at_yahoo.com> Date: 5/31/2002 6:19 AM
see, this is why I always bribe my SAs. chocolate seems to work well, beers after work as necessary :)
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