RE: OT - Wrap-up of "Serious Question (believe it or not)..."

I want to see Bill Thater doing an Austin Powers shimmy in the background, while dressed up in full combat scuba gear. Can we get that in on the script rewrite? Can we? Can we? Huh huh huh?

|| -----Original Message-----
|| From: Mark Leith [mailto:mark_at_cool-tools.co.uk]
|| Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 12:21 PM
|| To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| Subject: RE: OT - Wrap-up of "Serious Question (believe it
|| or not)..."
||
||
|| How about the films theme song?
||
|| I vote for "Database Writer" : sung to the tune the Beatles created.
||
|| "database writer
|| DATABASE WRIIITTERRRRRR
|| DAAAAATTTAAABASE WRRRIIITEERRRRRRR"
||
|| Dorothy
||
|| P.S Can i get a part in my red shoes as a transvestite waitress or
|| something? :) I'll even get a wig with bunches..
||
|| -----Original Message-----
|| Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 04:48
|| To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
||
||
|| Well, we certainly had a fine discussion on this topic, and
|| I thank all
|| those who responded and weighed in. All of your input was extremely
|| valuable to me (and others).
||
|| Based on Rachel's and others' comments, I believe that I
|| could not *happily*
|| write a technical book at this point in my life (3 kids
|| under age 4), so
|| I've decided to follow the other camp's suggestion. That's
|| right, we're
|| going straight to the big screen. Join me in next year's
|| Cannes Festival in
|| southern France (yeah, they'll love an invasion of drunk
|| Oracle DBA's).
||
|| "Hidden Parameter, Crouching Developer - or How I Learned to
|| Love the Larry"
|| directed by Jim Hawkins.
||
|| Starring (not in order of importance):
|| *Larry Ellison as God
|| *Bill "Shrek" Thater as The Enforcer (a gentle assassin with
|| a compassionate
|| heart)
|| *Ross Mohan as Hannibal (speedo-wearing cannibal)
|| *Rachel Carmichael as The Goddess (a do-good angel caught
|| between Heaven and
|| Hell)
|| *Jared Still as Charlie (the voice behind the chair)
||
|| And anyone else that wants a part, just let me know. Haven't built a
|| story-line yet, but wht could possibly go wrong with this winning
|| combination film?
||
|| But seriously, sorry about this post - it's Friday, I'm in a
|| good mood, and
|| have my databases all running so well, that I could spend 15
|| minutes typing
|| this email.
||
|| Virtual Guiness Stout to all on the list, compliments of my new film
|| company.
||
|| Jim
||
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||
|| > 10% of GROSS sales? or net? I'd be really really
|| surprised if it were
|| > gross.
|| >
|| > Figure that net sales on that @29.95 book is at most half that.
|| >
|| > And 10,000 copies? Hm, well, I'd bet someone like Steven
|| Feuerstein or
|| Kevin
|| > Loney would sell that many, but not most authors.
|| >
|| >
|| >
|| > >From: Jared Still <jkstill_at_cybcon.com>
|| > >Reply-To: ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com
|| > >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
|| > >Subject: Re: Re[2]: Serious Question (believe it or not)...
|| > >Date: Thu, 07 Jun 2001 18:55:22 -0800
|| > >
|| > >On Thursday 07 June 2001 15:56, schmoldt_at_fyiowa.com wrote:
|| > >
|| > > > I think all the original poster was asking was
|| ballpark figures. ie;
|| > > > should a prospective author of an Oracle book expect
|| to make around
|| > >$1,000,
|| > > > around $10,000, around $100,000, etc. No personal
|| finances involved.
|| > >Your
|| > > > mileage may vary, etc.
|| > >
|| > >100K?!
|| > >
|| > >In your dreams. Standard royalty rate for O'Reilly is
|| 10%, which is
|| > >public knowledge as they publish it on their web site.
|| > >
|| > >If you sell 10,000 copies of a 29.95 book ( assuming they all sell
|| > >for the list price, which isn't likely ) and no returns, you will
|| > >gross $30K from the book.
|| > >
|| > >10,000 copies is probably optimistic. And if there are
|| co-authors,
|| > >you will split the proceeds.
|| > >
|| > >Writing a technical book is in most cases a labor of love.
|| > >
|| > >There are exceptions, like 'SQL for Smarties' by Joe Celko, but
|| > >not many tech books sell that well.
|| > >
|| > >Jared
|| > >--
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