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alter system set compliments = high;
alter system set giveup = never;
-----Original Message-----
From: LBhat_at_LEVI.com [mailto:LBhat_at_LEVI.com]
Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2000 10:44 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: RE: Work vs marriage
SHARED_POOL.KEEP('HAPPY')
SHARED_POOL.UNKEEP('FIGHT');
:)
Bhat
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Friday, June 02, 2000 7:15 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
All things worthwhile in life require a little tuning now and then... not just database systems. Consider the following syntax:
ALTER SYSTEM SET CAREER_RESOURCE_LIMIT = TRUE;
ALTER SYSTEM SET FAMILY_RESOURCE_LIMIT = FALSE;
If you ever get in an argument try...
ALTER SESSION ADVISE NOTHING;
DROP ROLE MACHO;
DROP PROFILE COMBATIVE;
Generally you want to avoid the following:
REVOKE ALL PRIVILEGES ON BANKACCOUNT FROM SPOUSE CASCADE CONSTRAINTS FORCE;
or...
ALTER USER SPOUSE ACCOUNT LOCK;
Be faithful...
ALTER SYSTEM SET PARALLEL_ADAPTIVE_MULTI_USER = FALSE;
To patch things up don't try...
STARTUP FORCE;
rather...
ALTER OUTLINE HAPPYMARRIAGE REBUILD;
SET ROLE LOYALSPOUSE IDENTIFIED BY HUGSNKISSES;
Of course the most important of all is:
COMMIT;
Except for the first two, these are syntactically correct. Any more?
Steve Orr
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Gramolini
Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2000 9:57 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
I would change jobs, a computer isn't going to be very much comfort when
you get old. IMHO Ruth
----- Original Message -----
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2000 10:36 AM
>
> work 1 marriage 0 and getting worse.
>
> --
> Bill Thater Certified ORACLE DBA
> Telergy, Inc. thaterw_at_telergy.net
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Do or not do. There is no try. -- Yoda
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word
alone. - Al Capone (1899-1947)
>
>
>
>
>
> --
> Author: bill thater
> INET: thaterw_at_telergy.net
>
> Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051
> San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists
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--
Author: Ruth Gramolini
INET: rgramolini_at_tax.state.vt.us
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>alter system set compliments = high;</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>alter system set giveup = never;</FONT>
</P>
<BR>
<BR>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>-----Original Message-----</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>From: LBhat_at_LEVI.com [<A HREF="mailto:LBhat_at_LEVI.com">mailto:LBhat_at_LEVI.com</A>]</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2000 10:44 PM</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Subject: RE: Work vs marriage</FONT>
</P>
<BR>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>SHARED_POOL.KEEP('HAPPY')</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>SHARED_POOL.UNKEEP('FIGHT');</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>:)</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Bhat</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>-----Original Message-----</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Sent: Friday, June 02, 2000 7:15 AM</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L</FONT>
</P>
<BR>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>All things worthwhile in life require a little tuning now and then... not</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>just database systems. Consider the following syntax:</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>ALTER SYSTEM SET CAREER_RESOURCE_LIMIT = TRUE;</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>ALTER SYSTEM SET FAMILY_RESOURCE_LIMIT = FALSE;</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>If you ever get in an argument try...</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>ALTER SESSION ADVISE NOTHING;</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>DROP ROLE MACHO;</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>DROP PROFILE COMBATIVE;</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Generally you want to avoid the following:</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>REVOKE ALL PRIVILEGES ON BANKACCOUNT FROM SPOUSE CASCADE CONSTRAINTS FORCE;</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>or...</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>ALTER USER SPOUSE ACCOUNT LOCK;</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Be faithful...</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>ALTER SYSTEM SET PARALLEL_ADAPTIVE_MULTI_USER = FALSE;</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>To patch things up don't try...</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>STARTUP FORCE;</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>rather...</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>ALTER OUTLINE HAPPYMARRIAGE REBUILD;</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>SET ROLE LOYALSPOUSE IDENTIFIED BY HUGSNKISSES;</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Of course the most important of all is:</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>COMMIT;</FONT>
</P>
<BR>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Except for the first two, these are syntactically correct. Any more?</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Steve Orr</FONT>
</P>
<BR>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>-----Original Message-----</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Gramolini</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2000 9:57 AM</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L</FONT>
</P>
<BR>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>I would change jobs, a computer isn't going to be very much comfort when</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>you get old. IMHO Ruth</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>----- Original Message -----</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com></FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2000 10:36 AM</FONT>
</P>
<BR>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>></FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> work 1 marriage 0 and getting worse.</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>></FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> --</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Bill Thater Certified ORACLE DBA</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Telergy, Inc. thaterw_at_telergy.net</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Do or not do. There is no try. -- Yoda</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>alone. - Al Capone (1899-1947)</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>></FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>></FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>></FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>></FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>></FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> --</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Author: bill thater</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> INET: thaterw_at_telergy.net</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>></FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists</FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).</FONT>
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</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>--</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Author: Ruth Gramolini</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2> INET: rgramolini_at_tax.state.vt.us</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>-- </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Author: Steve Orr</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2> INET: sorr_at_arzoo.com</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051</FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Author: </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2> INET: LBhat_at_LEVI.com</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051</FONT>
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