We’ve all got problems. More to the point, every IT department or team has problems of some kind. It’s why we hire consultants, buy products, start long and arduous journeys into the great unknown depths of root cause analysis, and so on.
What fascinates me is the level at which we come to identify with our problems. When I’ve gone into an environment to deliver recommendations, the conversation usually goes something like this:
The reality is of course that there are going to be issues…perhaps budgets are tight and new servers are rarely if ever an option. Or a QA refresh takes days so we all know we’ll never get one into a project timeline. Or we never had the chance to set up security properly on a new application and we know that the developers all have DBA access and can’t do anything about it. The list goes on. What’s interesting (and slightly amusing) is these problems are announced with almost a sense of pride, as though the manager or IT administrator is showcasing their new big screen TV or manicured lawn and not a debilitating architectural deficiency.
In short, through constant business growth and changing requirements while languishing under the limitations of budgets, infrastructure, time, and staff many IT professionals have begun to accept that the answer will always be “no”, the system will never be perfect, the problems will never be fixed, and there is absolutely nothing they can do about it. After a time of this torment, the IT professional not only begins accepting these limitations but embracing them, parroting them, defending them, and reveling in them during meetings and water cooler sessions.
Why? Perhaps it is like Stockholm Syndrome, where Wikipedia explains “One commonly used hypothesis to explain the effect of Stockholm syndrome is based on Freudian theory. It suggests that the bonding is the individual’s response to trauma in becoming a victim. Identifying with the aggressor is one way that the ego defends itself. When a victim believes the same values as the aggressor, they cease to be a threat.” Or perhaps Romans 5:3 has the right of it: “Not only so, but we also glory in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance.”
Whatever the case, it is a breath of fresh air when I work with companies that are more focused on finding solutions than reveling in problems. Everyone says they want to find solutions of course, but it’s rare that folks are actually willing to put in the time and thought process to do so rather than come up with reasons why it can’t be done.
So what can we do? Deploy outside the box. Figure out the best path to solve performance problems. Stop taking things like security concerns for granted. Keep learning, because sometimes the “fix” might seem like an erroneous approach until you understand it better. And always, always, always look for solutions instead of focusing on problems.
Now with that being said, enjoy your weekend and forget about those problems for a bit! Unless you’re on call of course.
Alchemists are best known for their (completely fictional and entirely ridiculous, but that’s besides the point) amazing ability to turn lead into gold. Let’s face it, there’s a lot of lead in the Oracle world. Bugs, angry developers, metrics that can seem to elude human understanding…but I digress. The question is, what can an alchemist do when they are already working with gold in the first place?
Refine it, of course. Turn it into something beautiful.
Today I start working with Delphix, a revolutionary Agile Data Platform that is capable of finally providing mobility and ease of use for your huge — and dare I say it, grossly overbloated — data silos. Now, my reading faithful know I’ve talked about Delphix in the past. Heck, I’ve gushed about Delphix in the past. No, it’s more safe to say I’ve gone absolutely crazy over Delphix in the past. Be that as it may, you’ll have to indulge me once more.What is best in life? To crush your processes, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of your project managers. – Conan the CIO
I firmly believe Delphix is gold. Those who have worked personally with me over the last year can attest to that. It’s the first technology I’ve worked with that I can say fulfills the needs of DBAs, the business, project management, developers, and system administrators all in one shot. That alone makes it disruptive. But the way in which it seamlessly integrates into an enterprise ecosystem and delivers immediate results makes it incredible.
Man, that was a good plug. I’m a regular Don Draper, except for the whole boozing and womanizing and smoking and looking great in a fedora thing.
Anyways, I won’t take up more of your precious slacking off time with sales talk. Instead, I’ll tell you that I’m excited at this new opportunity and the company, and I expect that over time I’ll be able to mold, refine, and enrich what I learn with you for your reading pleasure.